Milbank: 'If Trump Likes Hydroxychloroquine, He'll Love Camel Urine'

 Milbank: 'If Trump Likes Hydroxychloroquine, He'll Love Camel Urine'

In case you didn’t get it yet, The Washington Post really hates Donald Trump. The paper on Tuesday published a Dana Milbank column that sarcastically proclaimed: “If Trump likes hydroxychloroquine, he’ll love camel urine.” The contents of the article made it perfectly clear that Milbank should seek some type of experimental drug that might cure Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Channeling his inner Joy Behar, Milbank began by announcing that he “deduced last month that he (Trump) was taking high doses of the anti-malarial drug, because he was showing obvious side effects of the hydroxychloroquine cocktail he had been taking: Confusion. Aggression. Unusual behavior. Unsteadiness. Paranoia. Change in hair color. Difficulty speaking.”

Reacting to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s description of Trump as “morbidly obsese,” Milbank rejected that characterization; instead labelling him “garden-variety” obese with “room for many more pills, supplements, and tonics.” Eventually, Milbank urged the President to serve as a “full-time lab animal” to test other unproven methods for curing Coronavirus; arguing that would enable him to “distract himself from doing yet more damage to the country.”

For the rest of the piece, Milbank ran through a list of other unproven remedies for Coronavirus he claimed to find on Wikipedia, arguing that Trump should try them all. These remedies included “covering himself in cow dung,” and drinking cow or camel urine.

Believe it or not, the PC police might have a problem with some of Milbank’s analysis. After all, when suggesting that President Trump should cover himself in animal excrement, the Washington Post columnist noted that “some in India believe this to be particularly effective if done while performing a ritual in front of a fire.” The tone that Milbank used when describing unorthodox Coronavirus cures embraced by other countries might invite accusations of “xenophobia.”

While the first set of remedies proposed by Milbank were simply disgusting, some of his suggestions later in the piece were actually deadly. In Milbank’s fantasy world, “our selfless president will inhale high concentrations of hydrogen peroxide. He will inject his lungs with household cleaners. He will expose himself to all manner of light rays…He will sterilize his nostrils with cocaine.”

As the piece came to a conclusion, Milbank guaranteed that “if the president isolates himself in the Oval Office and devotes himself to doing all this and nothing else, he will be safe from the virus. And the rest of us will be safer.” In a much more likely scenario, Trump could end up “safe from the virus” by taking hydroxychloroquine. And then, the joke would be on Milbank and all of the other hydroxychloroquine conspiracy theorists.

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